Today Nassau West President Kelly K. Bartram described himself late this afternoon as being "sixteen shades of pissed off."

Apparently, the wait for the new Capitol facility in Benson, AZ, will extend well into June now, as a result of the seller's "extreme incompetence." The President has ordered the Nassau West Attorney General's Office to investigate and prosecute to the fullest extent of the law.

"That was the straw that broke the camel's back," said Bartram this evening. "I don't know what the hell is going on here. This is totally ridiculous! On Tuesday (June 1), the first payment is due. We were informed by the City of Benson today that this project is not likely to be completed for two to three weeks, putting us at least half-way through June.

One reason for the extreme agitation towards this latest setback is that a very large-scale party was planned at the new facility for Nassau West Vice President Michael O'Brien, whose birthday is Saturday, June 12. It would appear at this time that those plans are now cancelled indefinitely.

"I feel like a [expletive] prisoner here! When are they going to finish this [expletive] building?! I am so incredibly angry right now I can't even think clearly," the President stated. He continued, "I can tell you this, though, that [expletive] is going to pay for this! This is totally unacceptable. I will make sure that the man responsible for this pays, and pays dearly for the misery that has been brought to this nation. That [expletive]!"

So, for the time being, all events previously scheduled are officially cancelled, pending the completion of the building, if that ever happens. Stay tuned for developments in this story.

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