Wednesday, March 22, 2006 - Nassau West President Kelly K. Bartram recently suffered "the grandmother of all hangovers" which began in Tombstone.

The Presidential Security Service has released documents that indicate that Bartram drank Friday night, went to Tombstone on Saturday and ate, and then drank himself into oblivion.

On Sunday, feeling the pain from the night before, he drank a few Bloody Marys, and continued drinking until 4 AM Monday. According to documents, the President ate nothing from about 7 PM Saturday until about 10 PM Monday.

He cancelled his work schedule for Monday, and eventually ended up in a hospital in Tucson on Tuesday. Bartram was in the emergency room for over four hours. He was connected to a machine monitoring his heart rate and blood pressure.

The President was released about 12:30 PM on Tuesday with a diagnosis labeling him as suffering from chronic alcoholism and anxiety. The primary factor for the visit apparently was the anxiety.

On his way out, Bartram was informed that if he did not change his ways, he would not make it to fifty. In the time since, his drinking has been cut down dramatically to nearly nothing. He also attended an Alcoholics Anonymous meeting in Benson.