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100131 1247 FACEBOOK: Kelly K Bartram is headed to Tombstone to discuss the recent scandalous behavior of some of our favorite breakfast people (i.e. Aunt Jemima, Uncle Ben, Dolly Madison, Little Debbie, etc.). We'll get to the bottom of this!
Comments? 100131 1130 FACEBOOK: Kelly K Bartram just caught Ivan licking Aunt Jemima. Had to have a talk with him, and threw Aunt Jemima out. Had just about enough of her shenanigans!
Comments? 100131 1013 FACEBOOK: Kelly K Bartram just ate Aunt Jemima for breakfast. Mmm, tasty! Um, this doesn't sound right, and I think I'm going to stop now. It seems this status could only head down hill from here. LOL ;)
Comments? 100119 2202 FACEBOOK: Kelly K Bartram The Muppet Show - Mahna Mahna! =)
100117 2054 Against all odds, a great weekend was had, despite all efforts to the contrary. Nassau West Presidential Chief of Staff Seth O'Brien visited the Benson Embassy this weekend, and the visit went all weekend uninterrupted by labor issues.
Seth and I both arrived at the Embassy very late on Friday night. I was late due to a nice 13-hour work day, and Seth was massively delayed in Interstate 10 construction traffic. The trip from Phoenix to Benson usually takes about two and a half hours, his trip took almost FOUR hours!
We went on a pretty major shooting excursion into the Tombstone Mining District with Nassau West Secretary of the Interior Carey Granger and Nassau West Senior Arizona Ambassador from Tombstone, Richard Yates. It was so much fun - I haven't had that much fun with that many guns in a long time! We were going to go exploring in the mining district, but we ran out of time. Mining will have to be next time.
Today we had a late breakfast (about 12:30) at the Apple Farm Restaurant here in Benson. De-lish! I love that place! Other than that, we pretty much just chilled until Seth left about 3:30. Since that time, I've accomplished nothing ... just hanging out on Facebook.
I did make a nice dinner of pizza and wings, which Ivan "the Terrible" enjoyed on my bed while I wasn't paying attention. I had a nice status on Facebook that started out being about hugs. I posted a picture (which is the same as the one on this page at this time) of me hugging a tree. Within moments, with the hug status and hug picture, online I had become an alcoholic, tree-humping degenerate. I had a good laugh at all the comments people left about me and my affection towards trees. All in all a very good weekend!
Comments? 100117 2054 FACEBOOK: Kelly K Bartram recently discovered that he is (allegedly) an alcoholic, tree-humping degenerate. How did that happen?! Did the system fail Mr. Bartram? Was it poor upbringing? Was he on the pot? WTF?!
Comments? 100116 0838 FACEBOOK: Kelly K Bartram is not for everyone. Clinical tests show that Kelly K Bartram may cause nausea, fatigue, and kidney or liver problems. Ask your doctor if Kelly K Bartram is right for you.
Comments? 100115 0948 FACEBOOK: Kelly K Bartram Mooj sex talk scene from The 40 Year Old Virgin. I learned a lot, what great educational material. WARNING: EXTREMELY PROFANE! ;)
100114 1254 FACEBOOK: Kelly K Bartram A useful PSA. Be aware, there are a few naughty words in it. =)
100101 1824 Wow! What a year, what a decade! Luckily, they're both over! No more ots (e.g. 2009=20 ot 9). Now why did I bother wasting precious space and time with that dissertation? If you didn't know what an "ot" was, you probably don't care any more than you did now that you know what an "ot" is. While I'm on a roll, today is also very binary ... 010110. Oh, well, Happy New Year, anyway.
My vacation is quickly drawing to a close. I'm not happy about that. I really didn't get much accomplished during said vacation. Yesterday, while in Flagstaff, my parking brake refused to release due to being frozen. I took the car, literally dragging rear wheels in the snow, to Jiffy Lube for a much overdue oil change. Luckily, the car is front wheel drive, and since I always get synthetic oil, being overdue wasn't a big deal. After sitting in their heated garage for about 15 minutes, the brakes released, which made going home much easier.
I got to see a friend from high school while passing through Prescott Valley. Jessica Schoumaker (formerly Bandera) met my friend Ricky and I at Zeke's Eatin' Place for a beer. Well, Guinness Kaliber for me, three of them. They were OK, but I prefer O'Doul's Amber over the other non-alcoholic brews. Anyway, it was great to see her again. I got a nice picture with her. I'm glad I did, too, because of the nasty weather, it was the only picture I got that day!
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