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100531 1017 Today is a sober reminder to us, to remember all who have paid the ultimate price for not only our freedom but the freedom of many countries around the world. I not only say a prayer for all of them, but also their families. May God bless them. Thank you for giving your all, so that I may be free. There is not a day that goes by that I am not proud to be an American, I love this country and all it stands for.
100524 2145 Don't judge too quickly ... we won't! Hahahaha! =)
100516 1411 FACEBOOK: Kelly K Bartram This is Queen Pelosi's new jet! And the Democrats talk about Sarah's dresses? Queen Pelosi wasn't happy with the small USAF C-20B jet, Gulfstream III, that comes with the Speaker's job. Queen Pelosi was aggravated that this little jet had to stop to refuel, so she ordered a big, fat, 200-seat, USAF C-32, Boeing 757 jet that could get her back to California without stopping!
I understand that a former Speaker of the House, Newt Gingrich, flew commercial most of the time. Queen Nancy's big fat jet costs us (the hard working American taxpayers), literally thousands of gallons of fuel every week. Since she only works 3 days a week, this gas guzzling jet gets fueled and she flies home to California every Friday and returns every Monday, at a cost to the taxpayers of about $60,000 one way! Unfortunately, we have to pay to bring her back on Monday night and that costs us another $60,000! Taxpayers, that is $480,000 per month and that is an annual cost to us of $5,760,000! Keep in mind the figures above DO NOT include the cost of plane or crew ... just the fuel! One has to wonder what the total package costs us?
No wonder she complains about the cost of Iraq War ... it might cramp her style and she is styling on my back and yours. I think of the military families in this country doing without and this woman, who heads up the most do-nothing Congress in the history of our country, keeps fueling that jet, while doing absolutely nothing. Queen Pelosi wants you and me to conserve our carbon footprint. She wants you and I to buy smaller cars and Obama wants us to get a bicycle pump and air up our tires. Who do these people think they are? Their motto is ... Don't do as I do ... JUST DO AS I SAY! And on top of that ... now she wants to tax our IRA's & 401K's!
100511 2342 FACEBOOK: Kelly K Bartram I have never even heard of anything like this! Unbelievable! Liquid hills in Italy!
100511 2326 FACEBOOK: Kelly K Bartram Oh, my ... I just can't help myself! This is frickin' hilarious! I <3 this! =)
Meet Rep. Hank Johnson (D-GA). While questioning the Navy's Pacific Fleet commander, Adm. Robert Willard, at a March 25 Armed Services Committee hearing, Johnson worried that the island of Guam might capsize if we put a few thousand more people on it - because it's only 7 miles across at its "least widest" point. Johnson later explained that he was speaking metaphorically. Watch the video and judge for yourself.
Johnson represents Georgia's Fourth district, which previously sent the red menace Cynthia McKinney to Washington. Needless to say, around 150% of his district voted for Obama in the last election.
Johnson is a member of the House Democratic leadership, serving as Regional Whip for the Eighth Region (GA, FL, MS, AL, U.S. Virgin Islands). He sits on the Armed Services Committee and the Judiciary Committee. A frequent and harsh critic of President Bush, he thinks criticism of Obama is secretly racist, and has called for the censure of an Obama critic in Congress..
The 55-year-old Johnson is a graduate of Clark Atlanta University and the Thurgood Marshall School of Law. So far, Johnson is the leading contender for this year's Sheila Jackson Lee Martian Flag Award.
100511 2325 FACEBOOK: Kelly K Bartram Sorry ... I had to! :P
100509 2056 Water or Coke? Incredible! (Thx, Dad!) I could not believe this ... very interesting!
WATER
#1. 75% of Americans are chronically dehydrated. (Likely applies to half the world population) COKE
#1. In many states, the highway patrol carries two gallons of Coke in the trunk to remove blood from the highway after a car accident. FOR YOUR INFORMATION:
#1. The active ingredient in Coke is phosphoric acid. It will dissolve a nail in about four days. Phosphoric acid also leaches calcium from bones and is a major contributor to the rising increase of osteoporosis. Now the question is, would you like a glass of water? Or Coke?
Comments?
#2. In 37% of Americans, the thirst mechanism is so weak that it is mistaken for hunger.
#3. Even MILD dehydration will slow down one's metabolism as 3%.
#4. One glass of water will shut down midnight hunger pangs for almost 100% of the dieters studied in a University of Washington study.
#5. Lack of water, the #1 trigger of daytime fatigue.
#6. Preliminary research indicates that 8-10 glasses of water a day could significantly ease back and joint pain for up to 80% of sufferers.
#7. A mere 2% drop in body water can trigger fuzzy short-term memory, trouble with basic math, and difficulty focusing on the computer screen or on a printed page.
#8. Drinking 5 glasses of water daily decreases the risk of colon cancer by 45%, plus it can slash the risk of breast cancer by 79%, and one is 50% less likely to develop bladder cancer. Are you drinking the amount of water you should drink every day?
#2. You can put a T-bone steak in a bowl of Coke and it will be gone in two days.
#3. To clean a toilet: Pour a can of Coca-Cola into the toilet bowl and let the 'real thing' sit for one hour, then flush clean. The citric acid in Coke removes stains from vitreous china.
#4. To remove rust spots from chrome car bumpers: Rub the bumper with a crumpled-up piece of Reynolds Wrap aluminum foil dipped in Coca-Cola.
#5. To clean corrosion from car battery terminals: Pour a can of Coca-Cola over the terminals to bubble away the corrosion.
#6. To loosen a rusted bolt: Apply a cloth soaked in Coca-Cola to the rusted bolt for several minutes.
#7. To bake a moist ham: Empty a can of Coca-Cola into the baking pan, wrap the ham in aluminum foil, and bake. Thirty minutes before ham is finished, remove the foil, allowing the drippings to mix with the Coke for a sumptuous brown gravy.
#8. To remove grease from clothes: Empty a can of Coke into the load of greasy clothes, add detergent, and run through a regular cycle. The Coca-Cola will help loosen grease stains. It will also clean road haze from your windshield.
#2. To carry Coca-Cola syrup! (the concentrate) the commercial trucks must use a hazardous Material place cards reserved for highly corrosive materials.
#3. The distributors of Coke have been using it to clean engines of the trucks for about 20 years!
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